Monday, December 11, 2017

Behind The Gunge Blog - Gaberiel Shoot

It’s the start of another two days of shooting with Splat and it’s something of a big weekend (again).  Both days involve faces that aren’t just new to Splat but, as far as we know, new to gunge.  This makes it a leap into the dark for everyone, and potentially two very difficult shoots.  So I do what every sane person does.  I leave the house at 7.15 to head off for the train station, whilst pouring several cans of energy drink down my throat, getting as much chocolate inside me as possible and then spend the train journey playing computer games.  Anything to stop my brain reminding that the first virgin is one of the UK’s hottest adult stars.  And I’ll be in the room with him.  And he’ll be in lycra…. I just hope no one asks me why I’m carrying a backpack full of cans of shaving foam and a carrier bag full of custard.  That could be a difficult one to explain away.

Arriving at HQ, Pete and I go through the plans for the shoot.  We can’t do anything too risky, we both know all too well that if the model doesn’t take to gunge then we’re going to be on difficult ground.  On the flip side we can’t make it too “plain” either… decisions decisions.  We also realise we don’t know if Gabriel is going to be happy to talk about his work on camera as he does other jobs as well.  So instead we concentrate on the most important decision of the day. What colour gunge to start off with in the tank.

We gamble on pink.  Gabriel arrives.  We make our introductions.  And our worries fly out of the window.  Not only do we know that pink is a great starting colour but we know from the start that Gabriel is going to be very easy to work with.  Whilst he gets into his first outfit, we breathe a sigh of relief. 

Let innuendos commence!

No shoot is ever what I’d call straight forward but having someone like Gabriel in the tank definitely makes things so much easier.  He’s easy going, relaxed and very easy to talk to.  The interview segment goes pretty smoothly and, even better, Gabriel seems to readily play up for the camera and knows how to entertain.  If anything, I’m finding the shoot hard to concentrate on not because he’s a huge star but more because he’s making me laugh so much! I keep reminding myself that Splat is very much supposed to be PG.  Mentally I decide to “accidentally” stretch it to a 12… though with Gabriel’s use of language I think we’re very much in the 18 category!

Lots of bucket lugging goes on.  For a five segment show, the tank probably has to be loaded at least three times.  And it takes a LOT of gunge to fill it.  I’m determined that my dysmorphia isn’t going to get in the way today so I tell myself that all the lugging around counts as my gym workout for the day.  It’s definitely very good for the arms and shoulders and back! I’m definitely insanely jealous of Gabriel’s confidence but he’s so entertaining to be around that I can keep my brain in check.  That and I know Pete is looking out for me.  He knows my issues, he knows what I can be like and drops the occasional check on me whilst Gabriel’s out of the room.  Today though is a good brain day. It doesn’t wander where it shouldn’t.  Even my hands stay mostly under control, it’s just my tongue that lets the occasional rude comment slip in.  They’re accidental.  Of course.  Mostly.


The day flies by.  We thank Gabriel for being such a good sport and he heads off.  I start work cleaning the tank and Pete starts cleaning up the rest of the room.  He’s even good enough to point out that if I reset the stopper in the tank it won’t drip on me so much whilst I’m in there (yes, I like gunge, but not whilst I’m supposed to be cleaning!).  Pete and I chat for a bit and then I take my leave… I’ve offered to do the planning for day two, so I’ve got to get home to actually write the thing.  The train ride home though is far less stressy than the journey there.  

I’ve just worked with a adult star… and when you buy the video I’ll leave it up to you to decide how much of the flirting was real and how much was put on for the show.  In my mind I know the answer…





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