Tuesday, January 23, 2018

The Splat! Fan Club - Links To Content

The Splat! Fan Club is always growing with fantastic exclusive features and events.

This Splat! Blog post features all the content currently on The Splat! Fan Club along with links to view the content. You need to be a member of The Splat! Fan Club to view the links. Why not join today? There is always something happening along with fresh and exciting new exclusive club content.

LIST LAST UPDATED: 20th February 2018

Splat! Fan Club EXCLSUIVE Content:

A special message from Josh to the Splat! Fan Club Members - VIEW HERE 

Exclusive images from the Jon Vs Kyle Shoot - VIEW HERE

Video of Toby playing Lucky Or Mucky - VIEW HERE 

Video of footage cut from Giulliano's show - VIEW HERE 

Video of bonus footage from the Jon and Friends GYOB special - VIEW HERE 

Video of Jason getting a Gunging in football kit - VIEW HERE 

Video of footage cut from the Ash s15 solo special - VIEW HERE 

Video of a gunged Billy emptying the Gunge Tank - VIEW HERE 

Video of cut footage from Jack The Lad Show - VIEW HERE 

Video of cut footage from Aiden's Halloween Special - VIEW HERE 

Video of Gab's Flans From The Fans - VIEW HERE 

Video of cut footage from Gab's show - VIEW HERE 

Video of cut footage from Kyle's Christmas Special - VIEW HERE 

Video of cut footage from s15 Finale with Jon  - VIEW HERE 

Video of Jon end of Season 15 Interview - VIEW HERE 

Video of Jon's Flans From The Fans - VIEW HERE 

Picture Pack of Pretty Boy Karma - Prt 1 and Prt 2

Billy "Safe" Video Special 1 - VIEW HERE

Gabriel Takes on The Tickle Test - VIEW HERE 

List updated when new content is added to The Splat! Fan Club 

Friday, January 12, 2018

Behind The Gunge: Boybands Everywhere!

New season and new faces.  Not just a couple of new faces either but FIVE guys who've never been gunged before. Season 16 just hit new heights of mess and mayhem...

Roll back a few days. Even though the shoot was on a Monday, the planning and contracts have been in place for a while but supplies need to be purchased.  I'm lucky, I've got a cluster of pound type shops all around me so I start on what I now think of a The Pie Run, a few cans of foam and a few cartons of custard per shop and each shop done a few times... that's just about enough to get us through a five man shoot I hope. Snacks (well, mostly protein bars because I'm still having body issues and I've seen the promo shots of Pretty Boy Karma) and various changes of clothes also packed in the backpacks.

Sunday night... final arrangements for travel etc agreed (unusually for me I've pre booked tickets) and bleugh... my alarm set for an hour I wish didn't exist on my day off.  But it's Splat and I know it'll be worth it once I'm there.

Monday morning.  Pets given food for the day, I make myself popular on the tube with two backpacks (please no one ask me what's in them or try and move them out the way with their feet.... my brain doesn't want to contemplate what would happen if the custard or the foam split open)  and then national rail to Splat.  Right through this I remind myself it's someone else's shoot and I'm there as crowd control and "muscle" and I don't have to do any actual thinking. I get to SplatHQ and we wait for the arrivals.

And wait.

And wait.

I'm not saying they were late BUT there's a shared knowledge between Pete, Tim and myself that shoots take time and the gunge is getting cold.... actually, that second point is cause for much delight and several texts are exchanged saying they've brought it on themselves.  The good thing though is they seem to have a sense of humour about it.  This gives the three of us hope.  When they do arrive there's that sudden moment of realisation with pretty much every shoot with newbies.  We have five boyband members at HQ.  We have to film two shows, keep things moving AND keep things safe.  However they all seem really attentive when we run through things with them.  I'm actually pretty damn impressed.  Guys, if you're reading this....  yeah, you were great from the moment you entered to the moment you left.  Keep that attitude up and people will love working with you.  First impressions are everything and you made a real good one.

So the shoot.  We are usually pretty flexible with the shoots but today's was the Splat equivalent of a military operation.  I'll let you into a secret.  We only have one shower.  We normally only film with one guy, maybe two.  One shower is enough.  But five guys...? The guys are great though.  They're a bit bemused at first but once we describe it as the atmosphere of I'm a Celebrity (i.e. challenges with forefeits) they seem to grasp it. Offshore kick things off upstairs and I do the prep for one of Pretty Boy Karma's segments downstairs with them.  Pete's dealing with the technical side (twitter etc) and things actually run, shock horror, pretty damn smoothly.  I'm on tank duty as well (one day, on one of these big shoots, I'll remember not to do the gym the day before because those buckets are heavy and regular) and through the course of the shoot I only spill a bit once.  Okay the tank was its usual leaky self but know what, I'm really fond of that thing and though I secretly hope I'll end up back in it one day, yes I do actually enjoy the behind the scenes cleaning etc.  If you've ever watched the live feed you'll know how many times I have to scoop the gunge out! What you possibly don't realise though is how much gunge leaves the tank  during the shoot.  The matting in front of the tank turned into something akin to an ice rink today and yes, for the gunge tank karaoke I get carried away again and miss the tank a few times spreading the mess further.  Well.  I say I "miss" but where's the fun if the guys know where it's going each time?  Plus we have THREE guys in the tank at once at one stage, there's hardly any room left for gunge as it bounces off them!

The shoot lasts something like five hours in total. We finish as we started with Offshore in the tank.  How did they cope with gunge tank karaoke?  That would be telling.  Same as it would be telling which body parts Pretty Boy Karma are happiest with, which boyband member is the smartest and it would DEFINITELY be telling which one of the five tried to, ahem, boost his ego when in Lycra.

Five guys

One day

More happy memories than I can count.  2018 is going to be an awesome year.  Just hope they don't question why I'm back in Poundland tomorrow stocking up for the next shoot....

Monday, January 01, 2018

The Splat! Show Award Winners

Gunge guru on Twitter @GungeKing held his annual Gunge Awards last night and he awarded us some awards. Here they are!

Thank you to GungeKing for taking time out to run these fun awards and thanks for the awards and congrats to all the other winners! 

Sunday, December 31, 2017

End Of Year Message

Hey guys,

Pete here with my annual end of year and season message!

Where has the time gone? It only seems like yesterday that Benji and Jordan were here filming the first show of season 15. But nearly a whole year has passed since then and a lot of guys have taken a trip into our Gunge Tank for your pleasure.

Of course things don't always go to plan, the less said about the David and Matty shoots the better. But there has been far more ups than downs this year compared to last. Good thing too, this could of easily been the last season I would produce if 2017 was a repeat of 2016. Thankfully 2017 was a good year. I was finally able to sort my time out to get the shoots done, admin the website and still hold down a full time Job. Something that nearly killed me in 2016.

When I look back at the year just passed, I feel like its the strongest season I have produced since taking over the shoots. Every shoot was a joy to work on. Meeting new models, welcoming back old faces and meeting fans at private sessions. Everything was just a pleasure.

So what are my personal highlights from this year? Scouting Aiden early on the season was a true gem. Persuading models to come on the show is a challenge, we put the hard work in and Aiden agreed to come and shoot. The results? Possibly my favourite shoot of the year. From working with Aiden, to talking to him off camera about Splat!, the whole shoot was a fantastic experience. It was also a great pleasure for me and the fans that Aiden agreed to come back and film our Halloween Special too!

Josh's shoot was a also a standout moment from me. I won't go into into much depth, but have you actually watched his show!?

As we move into our next season we have some big stuff planned. We already have our massive season 16 shoot planned and you can support it via the website. We also have a MEGA star booked for a shoot in February too but we will reveal that closer to the time. Our legacy models will return for our first three model Splat! Show. During season 15 Ash, Kyle and Jon went head to head in various shows and closing this legacy battle specials with a mega three way has to be done! Oh, but we will get Ash and Jon together first! We have so much coming!

We have also revealed that we are building new equipment for the show. These will come online over the course of season 16. We will have more details soon!

I want to thank every single model who has come to Splat! HQ this year to shoot their shows. Thank you to the lovely fans I have met during their private sessions and I want to thank you, the fans who support the shows. If you are a member of the fan club, buy one show or many, just thank you! I love what I do (mostly) and Splat! is nothing without your support!

Thank you Splatters!

Have a great new year!


James (Fitgeek) for his support

Ash for mechanical support

Tim Willett

My Bed 

My Washing Machine

All of you! (well if you enjoy what we do, if not why are you here!?)

Monday, December 11, 2017

Behind The Gunge Blog - Gaberiel Shoot

It’s the start of another two days of shooting with Splat and it’s something of a big weekend (again).  Both days involve faces that aren’t just new to Splat but, as far as we know, new to gunge.  This makes it a leap into the dark for everyone, and potentially two very difficult shoots.  So I do what every sane person does.  I leave the house at 7.15 to head off for the train station, whilst pouring several cans of energy drink down my throat, getting as much chocolate inside me as possible and then spend the train journey playing computer games.  Anything to stop my brain reminding that the first virgin is one of the UK’s hottest adult stars.  And I’ll be in the room with him.  And he’ll be in lycra…. I just hope no one asks me why I’m carrying a backpack full of cans of shaving foam and a carrier bag full of custard.  That could be a difficult one to explain away.

Arriving at HQ, Pete and I go through the plans for the shoot.  We can’t do anything too risky, we both know all too well that if the model doesn’t take to gunge then we’re going to be on difficult ground.  On the flip side we can’t make it too “plain” either… decisions decisions.  We also realise we don’t know if Gabriel is going to be happy to talk about his work on camera as he does other jobs as well.  So instead we concentrate on the most important decision of the day. What colour gunge to start off with in the tank.

We gamble on pink.  Gabriel arrives.  We make our introductions.  And our worries fly out of the window.  Not only do we know that pink is a great starting colour but we know from the start that Gabriel is going to be very easy to work with.  Whilst he gets into his first outfit, we breathe a sigh of relief. 

Let innuendos commence!

No shoot is ever what I’d call straight forward but having someone like Gabriel in the tank definitely makes things so much easier.  He’s easy going, relaxed and very easy to talk to.  The interview segment goes pretty smoothly and, even better, Gabriel seems to readily play up for the camera and knows how to entertain.  If anything, I’m finding the shoot hard to concentrate on not because he’s a huge star but more because he’s making me laugh so much! I keep reminding myself that Splat is very much supposed to be PG.  Mentally I decide to “accidentally” stretch it to a 12… though with Gabriel’s use of language I think we’re very much in the 18 category!

Lots of bucket lugging goes on.  For a five segment show, the tank probably has to be loaded at least three times.  And it takes a LOT of gunge to fill it.  I’m determined that my dysmorphia isn’t going to get in the way today so I tell myself that all the lugging around counts as my gym workout for the day.  It’s definitely very good for the arms and shoulders and back! I’m definitely insanely jealous of Gabriel’s confidence but he’s so entertaining to be around that I can keep my brain in check.  That and I know Pete is looking out for me.  He knows my issues, he knows what I can be like and drops the occasional check on me whilst Gabriel’s out of the room.  Today though is a good brain day. It doesn’t wander where it shouldn’t.  Even my hands stay mostly under control, it’s just my tongue that lets the occasional rude comment slip in.  They’re accidental.  Of course.  Mostly.

The day flies by.  We thank Gabriel for being such a good sport and he heads off.  I start work cleaning the tank and Pete starts cleaning up the rest of the room.  He’s even good enough to point out that if I reset the stopper in the tank it won’t drip on me so much whilst I’m in there (yes, I like gunge, but not whilst I’m supposed to be cleaning!).  Pete and I chat for a bit and then I take my leave… I’ve offered to do the planning for day two, so I’ve got to get home to actually write the thing.  The train ride home though is far less stressy than the journey there.  

I’ve just worked with a adult star… and when you buy the video I’ll leave it up to you to decide how much of the flirting was real and how much was put on for the show.  In my mind I know the answer…

Monday, November 06, 2017

Jon Update - Working Out During Downtime

Hey guys,

Jon hasn't been at Splat! HQ since he wrapped production on The Jon and Friends Mini Series this summer. Do not worry Jon fans, Jon has not left Splat, he is just having a few months off. So what has Jon been up during his break away from The Gunge Tank? Well it appears Jon has been using the time off to work on his body. Want a look?

Jon was kind enough to send us some pictures of his progress so far.

What do you think?

Jon will be next at Splat! HQ later this month for his final show of season 15 and it's final entry in our Legacy Model Battle Specials. Yep, two of the biggest and most Gunged models in our history go head to head ASH VS JON!

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Our BIG Weekend

James has kindly provided us with this fantastic blog entry about our recent BIG weekend. Have a read, we are sure you will find it interesting!

When I did the “Jon and Friends” shoot for Splat, I think I thought “okay, that’s it, I’ve had my moment”. I definitely didn’t think that I’d be sitting on a train to SplatHQ again within a few months not just for a mini shoot but to take part in Splat’s biggest ever weekend.  Even on the train I didn’t have the faintest idea of what would be happening over the next day and a half…

Going back a week or so, there were a few minor issues that arose to do with the shoot.  One of the models “fell through” (that’s an understatement but go look on the Splat twitter feed for the full story) so I was communicating with Splat about possible replacements.  I managed to find someone I knew who was reliable and Splat agreed.  It was their idea to throw Aiden into the mix and make it an event.  It wasn’t really until the night before that I suddenly thought “Oh hell, this is actually more important to Splat than Jon and Friends was…. And I’ve been put right in the middle of it.”

Splat’s faith in me has been amazing, and with Aiden and Lycrastee on board, I knew I was going into something fantastic.  Pete gave me the honour of writing one of the games for Lycrastee, so the night before the shoot I was hastily trying to get information out of him that could be used for a game without actually giving away any of my intentions.  I knew it had to be a quiz (not because Pete had insisted but more because they were a simple way to get models messy, give them a chance to express their personality and have a bit of chat with them whilst we filmed) but I knew it had to have a special gimmick for Stee… With the questions written I crawled into bed and completely failed to sleep.

Delays on the tube meant I was running about half an hour late.  Turns out though that I wasn’t the only one who had had a rough night and Pete seemed quite glad of the extra minutes in bed.  He then sent the message that both terrified me and excited me.  Would I be willing to take charge of the Lycrastee shoot and then Pete would do the Aiden shoot? This may surprise you but I did have to stop and think.  There’s a big difference between going to Splat to get messy and going to Splat to actually present.  Of course I said yes, but it was the hardest three letter message I’ve sent! Especially as I knew there were votes and pre-shoots that he would be involved in.

Arrived at SplatHQ, ran through the day.  I’d do Lycrastee, Pete would do Aiden and then we’d shoot my Halloween special.  Yeah.  Looking back on it, planning to get three shows done in one day was always going to be a challenge, don’t ever think what Splat does is easy! You see the show (or hopefully the live feed).  You don’t see the endless mixing and lifting of gunge into the tank.  You don’t see the virgin host getting VERY nervous and desperately wondering if it’s too late to back out.  But it’s Lycrastee.  And it’s Pete.  I know I’m in safe hands and I’ve got support.  And when I say I did the Lycrastee shoot I mean it.  If you ever do a shoot, things I suddenly found I had to consider included keeping an eye on the time (both because Aiden was due at a certain time and also to make sure the segments were kept to the right length), what outfit to get the model in (something to make them look good, something they’ll be happy to wear and something that goes with the gunge you’ve got prepared), thinking of questions to ask them for the interview (not too personal, not too dull, and maybe extract things that can be used later in the show) and, most importantly of all, remember it’s the model the people are interested in, not the host.  Thankfully, Lycrastee was brilliant in everything he did.  He knew how to do quizzes for the camera, he played along with my prompting and hints for his “Give me the gunge” quiz and okay, he’s such a genuine person I really couldn’t bring myself to make him do a game he didn’t want to… and the replacement balloon game was hastily improvised BUT Stee, if you’re reading this, you are my hero.  It was an honour to gunge you and I hope I did you justice.

Aiden arrives… and my brain goes into overdrive.  If you’ve seen my “Jon and Friends” you’ll know about my dysmorphia and yes, when Pete announced Aiden as part of the weekend… okay I freaked out. Pete, I didn’t tell you this but yeah, the thought of working with Aiden did actually scare me.  I’ll never let it worry me again though because yeah, you genuinely know how to pick people that are easy to work with.  Aiden and Stee got the vote video done (and MASSIVE congratulations to Stee, the vote was painfully close and you should be very proud of that) and Aiden got his first tanking.  And yes, for every tanking there needs to be a refilling, a cleaning, more gunge mixed….  The pre-shoot video was a scream to shoot.  Okay I made the questions a little too hard (I’ve learned for next time) but Stee and Aiden went for it and made it the most entertaining head to head of the day.  And Stee got to foam up Aiden.  A lot.  And then tank him again.  It’s a hard life eh Stee ;)

With Stee heading back home to Cardiff, that left two shows to do.  And I think at this point both Pete and I knew it wasn’t going to happen. We knew Aiden would be easy to shoot with, I’d already realised I had nothing to be nervous about but we realised we still had something like ten segments left to do…  so the Big Weekend really DID become the weekend and I agreed that I’d come back the next day to do my stuff and potentially help out with Paul.  Best decision we made (well, second best… Aiden in those yellow shorts was easily the best) and it meant the atmosphere was more relaxed than it might have been.  Message for Aiden…. You’re a legend.  You took everything we threw at you (literally), you provided some truly great laughs and yeah…. I don’t want to say too much about your show except thank you for letting me do what I did. You never questioned a single thing and you have the makings of a gunge hero.  Pete ran the show, I was the hired hand and you were the weekend’s star.

With the decision made to do my shoot the next day, we did a clean up and I headed back to London for the night.  Pete also had to do washing an admin and get sleep as well… something to think about which I now realise more than ever before is that to make those two “hour long” shows took from something like 10am till 7pm.  I’ve never appreciated sleep so much.  I knew I’d be happy the next day….

My shoot was always planned to be unpleasant.  I also freely admit that I dreamed up most of it.  I wanted to give Splat something different to release and I wanted to make sure that my final appearance would be memorable.  It also meant that by going back I could do a vote segment with Paul, something that hadn’t been planned but would have been great.  Sadly Paul didn’t show which threw major spanners into the works but not half as big a spanner as Pete’s washing machine breaking down. Doesn’t sound too major?  Just remember the day before we’d shot TWELVE segments with two different models.  There wasn’t a clean towel in the place.  So Pete, oh magnificent Pete…. He took the “unpleasant” theme and ran with it.  Yes, he did check everything with me first.  Yes, I know that if I’d said I wasn’t happy with anything Pete wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow.  But you know what…?  There’s a reason the Splat shows are so good, and that reason is Pete.  Again, no spoilers because I really want you to buy my show but let me assure you one thing.  Day and a bit old gunge is VILE.  What you see happening in my show IS what happened.  It wasn’t stunt gunge that we pretended was old, it was 100% genuine old gunge.  It wasn’t water that I pretended was chilly… that water WAS freezing cold.  When you see me shivering, it’s real.  When you see me taking the cold, smelly gunge…. Yeah, I was determined to see it through.  Strictly between you and me, Pete very nearly won the last game.  Just don’t tell him that.

With Paul confirmed as a no show, I started cleaning down the tank whilst Pete finally disposed of the gunge.  And I thought that was it.  I thought I’d be leaving Splat HQ for the last time…. But then again I never thought, when I went there on the Saturday morning I’d be back on the Sunday.  And on the Sunday, I never thought Pete would……


No spoilers.

Because I know what’s coming next.  And you don’t yet. Enjoy the shows from the Big Weekend and know that plans are very much afoot…..


Saturday, September 23, 2017

The Final Stretch...

Hey guys,

First off, where the hell has the time gone! This year and the season have really flown by, it only seems like yesterday that Benji and Jordan were here at Splat! H.Q filming the first show of the season… and what a season it has been! 

As we now gear up for the final few shoots of this season, now is the perfect time to check in with you all about how this year has gone and what you can expect for the rest of the season and beyond.

If you follow us on Twitter, you will already know that we took a few risks this year. Risks I hear you cry? If you know what we do, you will know that we hire models to feature on the shows. But this season we did something a bit different and featured some fans of the site appearing along side our models. This turned into our Jon and Friends mini series. This set of shows were great fun to film but sadly they did not perform well for us. We actually lost money on them overall, but do we regret it? No. We are always aware that some shows won't do as well as others. It's just how things go and we also know that you all have different tastes (something our poll highlighted) so we still plan to make a wide range of shows with a huge range of things in to make sure that there’s always something for everyone.

Looking back at our regular shows, Jason is an obvious standout. Jason was really great to work with and hisfirst show is our top performing show of the season to date with Josh a close second. We also had a great time filming our head to head Legacy model shows with Ash, Kyle and Jon. Putting these guys head to head with each other was super fun and many of you enjoyed them too! It is a shame we didn't team Ash up with another model sooner as he really enjoyed doing the shoot with Kyle even though he ended up in the tank more than he liked! We still have two shows left to film in this seasons legacy model head to head shows. The first is Ash Vs Jon, something dreamed up during the “Jon and Fans” shoots and then a massive three way show featuring all THREE Splat! legacy models which is going to be great but will be a tough challenge for us to pull off! I just wonder if the tank is large enough to get all of them in there at once? 

It has also been a pleasure for us to meet more fans who booked private sessions with us this year. We understand that you can now book sessions with other sites, but the feedback from private session bookers is that we have the experience, history and ideal location they list a reasons why they choose us. And want to thank them all! Private sessions really help us fund the productions and keep us going and it's great to make peoples dreams of getting gunged in a real gunge tank come true! We will continue to offer private sessions next season and we also be adding new options too! Your suggestions as to what you’d like from a private show are always welcome, just as long as they’re practical.

Finally, we would like to finish by thanking you, the fans for making this season such as success. Yes, we know the season is not quite over yet, but it doesn't hurt to say a BIG THANK YOU now. This year has been great but there have also been a few issues that we don't want to get into to much because we don't want to come across negative. Let's just say that we do welcome competition but some of the actions of others haven't really been in the spirit of friendliness which has, at times, been detrimental to my own happiness.

We hope you enjoy the remainder of this season.

Thank you again! 

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Splat! X Transforms To Splat! Show eXtra

Hey guys,

Today we have launched Splat! eXtra that has replaced the long running Splat! X. Splat! X was our more adult focused videos feature that was previously an email sent monthly to members.

The new Splat! eXtra replaces Splat! X with a dedicated website using the Onlyfans.com platform that included access to all previous Splat! X videos and new videos going forward. You can gain access to the new Splat! eXtra starting from today by subscribing.

All content on Splat! Show eXtra unlocks after you become a member and allows you to watch all Splat! Show eXtra material. We will be adding new videos from September 1st. You can stream all the videos using any device you wish. We will also be adding other exciting new feature to Splat! Show eXtra as the new site matures. 

If you are a previous Splat! X subscriber or new, The Splat! Show eXtra site has something for you.

Monday, August 07, 2017

Join The Splat! Show Fan Club

Hey guys,

Today we have launched our Splat! Show Fan Club on Only Fans.

We are always looking for news ways to connect with our fans and give them something new. After looking at the various fan club platforms that have sprung up over the past few years we have settled on Only Fans to provide us with The Splat! Show Fan Club.

All content on The Splat! Show Fan club is unlocked when you become a member. We will be posting exclusive content to The Splat! Show Fan Club and here is a taster what will be on offer.

  • Exclusive and timed exclusive videos from the shoots. 
  • Photo sets from the shoots, these are just for fan club members.
  • Watch new shoots live.
  • Latest news about future shoots and first look at the models taking part.
  • Chats with models and live interviews.

We want to say that the features shows will still be released on the main site as they always have. We will be using the fan club as an extra area for fans who want more content. We will be looking at how the system works over the next few months. 

We have some great content already on the fan club including a picture set from the Jon Vs Kyle shoot, a video message from a messy Josh and  Toby playing the Lucky or Mucky game - JUST FOR OUR FANS!